What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?